adj. Holding multiple phones to your ears or in front of you at the same time.
n. A girl who bears an unmistakable resemblance to her dog.
v. Drunk instant-messaging.
n. Homosexual-in-training. He may not know it yet, but everyone else does.
n. The rosy hue one gets in her cheeks after a few too many glasses of wine.
n. Someone who has obviously misused an animal print for some crucial part of her outfit. (“What is that me-Jane thinking with that giraffe-print tank top?”)
n. Acronym. Code for “poppy seed in teeth” or “piece of sh-t in teeth.” Pronounced “pssst” so as not to alert everyone else at the table.
reverse evolution princes
n. Men who at first seem to be princes but turn out to be frogs.