Ours is a world of cut-throat competition.

Particularly for those who happen to be under 12. Seems like every week there’s some new tchotchke that kids just have to have — which can make a parent feel a smidge like a personal assistant. Who would have thought you’d find yourself on the phone to Milan at 4 a.m., demanding tiny Dolce cords?

Hot Toddie will do the grunt work for you. They’ve got everything a fancy young one might want, from an assortment of fourteen-karat bangles, to froggie rain boots, Curious George alarm clocks, sterling-silver baby rattles, and, yes, Dolce & Gabbana cords. They offer a perfect mix of old favorites and posh updates, so you can proudly show Grandma the ballerina jewelry box but keep her hand-knit Christmas sweater firmly tucked over junior’s Sean John logo tee — all the while feeling like the grandest of A-listers.

Or, at least, the grandest of A-lister’s assistants.

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