Dignity for aprons!

It’s the rally cry heard ‘cross the land. They’re so necessary. (Everyone cooks. Everyone splatters. Everyone’s basically a slob.) Yet they’re so ugly. (If they’re not chef utilitarian or Holly Hobby cheesy, then they’re pseudo-porn French-maid ridiculous.)

But hey, now! A light through yonder window breaks. Kitsch’n Glam makes aprons that are so charming, cute, and clever that you might “forget” to take yours off before sitting down to dinner. Styles come in short or full-length sizes, and, just to prove that there’s no such thing as too useful or too practical, many are reversible.

Some are so hip they’d even make mighty pretty dresses. (Assuming they went all the way around.)

Oh, right. We’re leaving the porn out of this one.

Available online at kitschnglam.com.