January 5, 2005

Butt Face

A+D Diaper Cream for the Face

Severe winter weather has transformed your once-dewy complexion into a chapped nightmare. Dry, flaky, textured like sandpaper. How to break it to you gently? Your face looks like ass.

Don’t fight it. Just treat it like one.

Nothing soothes water-starved faces like A+D Diaper Rash Cream. (Yes, really. Sometimes salvation comes in the most unlikely forms.) Cortisone may fight flakiness. All those prettily packaged hopes-in-a-jar may smell great. But there’s a tiny miracle in A&D’s magical blend of zinc oxide and aloe. And it costs a mere six bucks.

One smear and your skin will be as soft and flawless as — sorry, but we couldn’t resist — a baby’s bottom.

Available online at babiestravellite.com.