What image do the words llama yacht conjure up for you? A boatload of long-necked South American ruminant mammals? A sea vessel crafted from the hides of such creatures? The mental equivalent of white noise?

Cute bags?

Maybe not. But that’s the association you’ll have forevermore after you’ve seen the cute-as-a-button accessories from Llama Yacht. The kitschy Star Pouch wallets, made from star-spangled, multicolored vintage fabric, cost only eighteen bucks. We love the selection of handcrafted clutches made with vintage upholstery and fabric flowers. Dinner and a movie? The Plum Pouch says just that with antique corduroy and rainbow fabric. A garden party? The Flower Station Pouch is evergreen.

Mysteriously enough, no llamas or yachts.

But you sure won’t forget the name.

Available online at chocosho.com.