You’re no big fan of the whole get-up-and-go attitude. In fact, you prefer the lie-down-and-stay approach to life.

El Sloucho bags were created (and named) just for you. Designed by Brooklyn hipster Ryan Green, they come in clever fabrics (cotton, wool, silk blend), offbeat colors and patterns (olive, green, plaid, camouflage, gold, pink), and have adjustable straps. And at $55 apiece, they’re a novelty in the overpriced, overcrowded handbag market.

But the most original bit is what’s printed on the bags. The version with two black stallions literally kicks ass. For more demure types, the bunny sends just the right message. To all you ornithologists out there: The black blue jay is singing your song.

Large enough to hold several books, your wallet and phone, shoes, and whatever else you may need, each carryall can handle a full day’s worth of meetings.

Just in case you decide to, you know, get up and go.

Available online at ryanbags.com.