At first you pshawed Pilates — and look at your abs now. You stood firm against low-rise jeans — but we could swear we spied some bleavage peeking out of that waistband.

So, before you bash vegan baked goods, we suggest you take a nibble.

Bite Me Baking may just revolutionize your notion of the all-natural (read: dry texture, scary flavors, and a general lack of taste). Their organic muffins, cakes, and cookies are made without animal byproducts but still have all the goodness of regular sweets.

Nothing does justice to breakfast better than a moist Ginger-Pear, Bad Girl Banana Crumb, or Killer Cran-Banana muffin. Or try cookies like Chocolate Cherry Kiss Me, Cinful Sugar, and Peanut Butter Bliss.

And to all those anti-vegan types who hassle you for eating healthy …

Just say, “Bite me.”

Available at Sultan’s Market, 2057 West North Avenue, between North Damen Avenue and North Hoyne Street (773-235-3072). To order by phone, call (312-804-5323).