A sunny weekend in the country with the parents can mean only three things: constant bickering, no sexy outfits, and no privacy.

You’ll have to leave the hot pants and stilettos at home but don’t forgo all things stylish — add zip to your mix of dowdy sweaters and tennis shoes with Bermuda shorts from Landes Daily.

One hundred percent cotton, they’re light enough to wear on warm days without revealing too much. The madras pattern comes in two versions: a festive pink, green, and yellow; or the less-loud light-and-dark blue combo. Clad in plaid, you’ll still look fetching but you’ll have no problem blending in with the old fogies.

Harmonizing emotionally? Can’t help you there.

Available online at pinkmascara.com.