Jewelry trends come and go faster than Thursday night dates.

One day it’s bangles. The next, long chains. The following week it’s the whole ethnic thing. Who has the time (or fundage) to keep up?

The jewelry obsessed can get their fix at All the Rage, a site that stocks every style of necklace, bracelet, and earring imaginable — at unimaginably rock-bottom prices.

Balloon necklaces (bright plastic beads on ribbons) are perfect for spring (and cost ten bucks). Fossilized flower bracelets (multicolor buds in lucite) are fun accoutrements. Kohana’s hair clips will keep you looking fresh as springtime. Gold-tone bangles are sexy and sophisticated — and at 12 for $10, you really can’t go wrong.

Will these babies last as long as real-deal sapphire and platinum classics?

Well, no. But then, what are the odds that your next random hook-up makes it till next season?

Available online at alltherageonline.com.