Along the roads less traveled and too trammeled, we’ve picked up a few tips about what to take with you. Herewith, postcards from the baggage carousel.

Hi, Aunt Coco. People who hit the road with nothing but underwear and a toothbrush are baffling. Bad enough not sleeping in your own bed. Why would you leave your creature comforts behind? Especially when you can lug them in Tara Boone’s weekender, with matching makeup case and handbag. (You taught me so well.)

Cheers,
No such thing as packing light

Went looking for dream bag: a five-pound, 22-inch rolly (the largest allowable overhead size). Found zilch: It doesn’t exist. The good ones (like Tumi’s darling new Signature) weigh at least ten pounds. May just sacrifice quality for lightness, get a cheapie — and never let the baggage handlers touch it.

Love,
No such thing as packing too light

Oh dear. No one speaks English. And my Khanty’s all rusty. Good thing my handy Point It can do the talking for me.

Skol!
Whatever that means

Flip-flops. Three-day-old sneaks. Up and down the Spanish Steps. Up and down again. Fight that not-so-fresh feeling with Soothe Your Soles towelettes, then give yourself insta-reflexology with Yamuna’s Footsavers.

Signed,
Stinky but happy

Smoke. Smog. That funky smell coming from the next room. How could anyone leave home without a travel candle?

Smell you later,
Or then again, not

Flight attendants hand out (awful) paper pillows. But on trains, buses, and rickshaws? It’s just you and your stiff neck. A microbead pillow (so cute in orange) will save your head (and lower back).

Wish you were here,
Zzzzzzzzz