Runyon Canyon just doesn’t give you that same endorphin high anymore. Your downward dog looks more like a depressed anteater. And you don’t want to ask your doctor about Zoloft. Again.

In other words, you’re starting to make Woody Allen look like a Celebrex ad.

It may be time to try metaphysical healing. If you have a hurdle you want to jump, a habit you want to kick, or a soul you want to find, Don Boland is the architect for brain and behavior renovation.

He’s a healer who uses hypnotherapy to help the hyperstressed, chakra-blocked, and habit-programmed to quit smoking, lose weight, overcome a phobia, get motivated, quit binge eating, manage road rage, or finally sleep eight hours. No problem is too big or too small — the trip is always worth it.

Because neuroses are funny only when they belong to someone else.

Preferably on the big screen.

Don Boland (323-369-2833 or donboland.com).