We all have our dirty laundry.

But from midnight snacks to one-night macks, nothing tells sordid tales like your favorite sheets.

So it’s only fitting that they get the very best treatment. Foster Cleaners will wash away all your sins (or at least evidence thereof). The shop’s hand-finished linen service gives all your fine textiles the personal attention they deserve.

After undergoing a thorough evaluation to create a specific plan of action, most fabrics are hand-washed, air-dried, and hand-pressed to perfection. A few days later, you can pick them up, neatly folded or on a hanger — whichever you prefer. Moreover, the folks at Foster are extremely discreet, so they’ll never wash and tell.

And they definitely won’t hang you out to dry.

Foster Cleaners, 4931 West Lovers Lane, Highland Park (214-350-6626).