Ever since you saw Domino, you’ve been dying to tell people that you’re a bounty hunter (in an English accent).

Ladies and gentlemen, here’s your chance.

The name of the game is StreetWars. It’s a three-week water gun assassination tournament, and it’s coming to San Francisco. The lowdown: Before the games begin, you meet up with an agent of the Shadow Government. (To maximize the competition — and the fun — form a team with friends or co-workers.) Said agent will reveal the name, address (both home and work), contact information, and photo of your target.

The games commence on November 14 and end on December 5. It will be your mission to kill without getting killed. Do what you must to disguise yourself: dye your hair, wear a fat suit, cross-dress if you must. If you’re a successful sniper, your next target becomes that of your dead victim.

There are neutral grounds: your office (and the surrounding one-block radius), public transportation (BART and MUNI have enough to deal with), and bars (there must be some place of rest, people).

The reward? Cold, hard cash.

Your objective? To kick butt and collect. Just like any good bounty hunter.

Deadline for registration is November 9. For more information or to sign up, go to streetwars.net.