You’ve been accused of having a fear of commitment. And with good reason.

Why be tied down by one person when you can be tied down by someone different every night?

Given that bed is your favorite place to broaden your horizons, maybe it’s time to lose the vanilla bedding and get yourself some of Sin in Linen’s embroidered throw cushions. Inspired by classic tattoo marks like roses and thorns, swallows and ribbons, anchors and ropes, or hearts and daggers, they’re sweet yet tough (just like that brawny sailor from last week).

For those familiar with taking two-dimensional pretties to bed, the 200-thread count toile sheets reveal luscious ladies in just slightly naughty poses. Or, while you dream that you’re between the boys of Brokeback, splay out carefree on a set of sateen Joie de Viv. Or maybe the ones with the Vice print. Or the Tattoo Flash duvet. Or heck, just get them all and create your own combos.

It wouldn’t be the first time.

Available at Sleep, 110 North 6th Street, between Berry and Wythe Streets (718-384-3211 or sleepbrooklyn.com); online at sininlinen.com.