Damn that old man.

It’s raining. Some might even say pouring. And your noisy neighbor is snoring again (blasted paper-thin walls!).

At least you can find relief on the water-soaked streets with an elegant Pare umbrella. The line of smart polyester canopies comes in stylish designs with fancy handles made of materials like rattan, leather, and wood.

Pair the sweet Petit Plant (dotted with swirling flora and trimmed with blue lace) with a stodgy business suit. Hang onto the Covergirl Border (an array of pastel stripes) during your morning commute. Or take out the Pom Pom (such cute little puffs) on days when your spirits could use a pick-me-up.

Each one will make you feel like a ray of sunshine, even on your darkest days. No matter how long they happen to last.

Because that guy’s prolly not getting up till morning.

Available online at pareumbrella.com.