Jordan was desperate.

Peter’s six-pack had disappeared. Nobody had bid for her boobs on eBay. And her hair extensions were falling out. OK! magazine hadn’t called in weeks.

She needed a haircut, a sensational new snip to get everyone talking. She called Manchester hairdresser Frank Bisson who arrived on her doorstep and cut her hair in seven minutes with a small shard of glass. He’d done loads of celebs and claimed he could glass-cut hair with his eyes closed.

Three hundred quid later (the pre-planned ‘Katie: My Hairstyle Torment’ OK! shoot would pay for it), she had the sexiest trim in years: a short bob with a jagged fringe. And the glass had cut her hair so finely, it meant split ends were a thing of the past. She got more attention than ever before.

And she hadn’t even had her boobs redone.

Frank Bisson Glass Haircut (08451 303056 or frankbisson.com).