Surely You Jester

Help Wanted: Serious jewelry junkies.

Location: Your neck.

Job Requirements: Ideal candidate should be fashionable but with an established sense of personal style — a perfect match for an array of handmade, limited-edition Jester Swink baubles.

Duties may include wearing the following: The Teaser, which has an insanely sexy lariat; The Sternum, earthy numbers with coffee jasper and agate; The Lace Works Collection, featuring etched copper and sterling silver; or The Dream Catcher, with mixed chains, wire-wrapped accents, and diverse bead selections.

Company Motto: Express your alter ego.

Benefits: Looking hot, compliments galore.

Available online at jesterswink.com.