Damn that Sumiyo Tanaka, your best friend-slash-nemesis from the fourth grade.
Not only was she the first to own a Strawberry Shortcake doll, she was the first to hack off all its hair, score those tiny erasers that smelled like fruit, and stash it all away in her Hello Kitty pencil box. By the time you got yours it was yesterday’s news.
But revenge can laser off all those preadolescent scars. Get yours with scented jewelry from Pancake Meow, a collection of teeny-tiny, incredibly realistic dessert charms (like ice cream cones, chocolate pretzels, and banana custard cake). And the scents? Let’s just say they smell so real Barbie will be due for a binge.
So finally, Sumiyo will be eating your dust. While enjoying a sprinkle-cupcake necklace courtesy of yours truly.
Because killing them with kindness has always been the best revenge.
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