Want some adventure this weekend? You could go on a Da Vinci Code coach tour in full monk attire. Or maybe not.

SEE
Hugo Dalton Line Drawings
What: Exhibition of fluid line drawings by up-and-coming artist Hugo Dalton.
Why: Sometimes it’s good to know where to draw the line.
When: Daily, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. To 28 May.
Where: 1 Rossetti Studios, 72 Flood St., SW3 (020 7351 7422).

When in Rome
What: Perrier Award nominus comedianus Alex Horne’s jovial attemptus to reintroduce Londinium to the delights of Latinum.
Why: Like Monty Python? This one’s for you.
When: Thurs.- Sat., 8 p.m.
Where: Soho Theatre, 21 Dean St., W1. Tickets at 0870 429 6883 or online at sohotheatre.com.

What the Dickens! Street Theatre
What: Lively shows based on Dickensian characters by celebrated theatre group Moral Support.
Why: It’s free. So you can have some more, sir.
When: Thurs.-Sun., 1 p.m.
Where: Bishops Square amphitheatre and Crispin Place, off Brushfield St., E1.

EAT
Alchemist
What: New watering hole with al fresco terrace for the Clapham massive.
Why: The rustic Italian ‘grazing’ menu means you won’t be too stuffed to boogie afterwards.
When: Fri.-Sat, noon-2:30 a.m.; Sun.-Thurs., noon-midnight.
Where: 225 St. Johns Hill, SW11 (020 7326 7456).

BUY
NSPCC Dream Auction
What: Mega charity auction of unique experiences and products donated by big names.
Why: Who could resist an invitation (albeit an increasingly expensive one) to attend the Beckhams’ Full Length & Fabulous ball?
When: To 8 June.
Where: Online at dreamauctionfullstop.com.