It’s Monday. You’re a weensy bit bored.

You’d like to do something really crazy this evening — like take a chopper to Paris and eat foie gras by the Seine. But you’re broke and you’ve got no one to play with. So tonight, Matthew, it’s you, the telly and bed.

Or maybe not.

From the brains behind Ask Any Question comes Quest63336, a new service that sends you hilarious, outrageous, random dares by text. Send ‘dare’ and your name to 63336 and then simply do what you’re told. This form of submission is oddly thrilling and only costs a pound, and will encourage any number of cheapskate friends to come out and play — at home, a dinner party or in the pub.

Prepare for some unexpected things: ‘ask the venue you’re in if they have your latest single; assuming they do not, offer to sing a verse of it live right now’ or ‘indicate to the person on your left that you feel ugly today, ask them to honestly rate you on a scale of one to ten; rate them back’. Yes, you could conceive some dares by yourself for free, but it’s doubtful they’ll be as genius.

Too scared to write your phone number in a book you’ve just read and leave it by the frozen peas in your local supermarket?

Go on, we dare you.

Text ‘dare’ and your name to 63336. For more information, go to quest63336.com.