You and your boobs: it’s complicated.

You have melons, but you’d prefer pancakes. Fried eggs are fine, but you’d like whoppers. You’re happy with your bee stings; it’s your thighs you’d like to change.

Either way, there are some bits you like to cover up. Samantha Sage has customized sarongs for years, and now her designs are available online, along with a new range of swimwear. All are beautifully cut in pretty prints: the ’50s-style all-in-one is an ageless classic, whilst the bikinis offer good support. And then there are kaftans, drawstring trousers and matching sarongs, which come in a range for teens and children, too.

If you really want to stand out on the beach, order a sarong with personalized Swarovski detailing.

It’ll cover what you want to hide and enhance what you want to show.

Be it your heavenly melons, your petite pancakes or your probably very modest thighs.

Sage Sarong (08706 08 89 88 or sagesarong.com).