You dated a banker. He bored you. You went out with a doctor. He over-examined you. You courted an actor. He didn’t even notice you were there.

Now you’re after a surfer — someone as wild as you. If riding a few ankle busters is totally beyond you, why not just pose on the shore? Sport an edgy, in-the-know label like SevenX and the dude will be, like, totally amped.

Printed T-shirts, sexy hoodies and preppy polos for girls and boys show off surf-honed muscles (no need to admit you got them at Pilates). If you’re super creative (man, you’re so in there), submit your own awesome designs and they may print them up for next season’s collection.

By wearing SevenX, you’ll also prove your good heart: 10 percent of all profits go to The Cause Charity, which takes underprivileged kids on outdoor adventures.

So you won’t need to catch a wave (or pull) to feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Available online at sevenx.co.uk.