Despite your spending your tweens in black leggings and freshman year hiding out under a shaggy gray wig, Interview still won’t return your calls. Cult status may have eluded you thus far, but no doubt, you’ve got something to say. So let it out with the appliance world’s latest ode to pop culture: the Pop Art Toaster. Each toaster comes with two to six interchangeable design plates. Choose the red or black version (birthday cake, smiley face, snowflake, and flower) when you’re feeling chipper; go with white, aqua, or chrome (“I’m toast,” “LUV U,” and coffee cup silhouettes) for morning-appropriate messages. Given your penchant for fitful moments of (distracted) genius, you’re sure to appreciate multiple toast settings and virtually foolproof special functions like reheat and defrost: Push a single button and the toaster takes care of the rest. Leaving you to enjoy the rest of your fifteen minutes in peace. Available online at target.com.