Think Miró is a new sushi joint on Sunset? Soutine a shoe store? Pissarro a tower in Italy?

Looks like someone needs North Drive Press #3.

Everything you need for instant immersion into the art world comes neatly packaged in one twelve-by-nine inch box. Original work from emerging and established names — including posters, photos, stickers, booklets, cards, CDs, and seven-inch records — are combined with artist-to-artist interviews to help you impress gallery flies, curator cronies, and average artsy types alike.

Like a group show you can hold right in your hands and share with friends, you’ll learn more from the contents of #3 than you will in years of eavesdropping at the Getty, LACMA, and The Hammer combined.

And collecting isn’t just for the rich — $35 will get you more than two dozen multiples by creatives snooty auction houses will drool over one day.

Only 500 are made annually, so get yours now before it’s too late.

And no, Avedon is not a Roxy Music song.

Available at Ooga Booga, 943 North Broadway, between Gin Ling and Lei Min Ways, suite 203, Chinatown (213-617-1105 or oogaboogastore.com); online at northdrivepress.com.