The evidence is in. And it doesn’t look good, folks.

Excess cash can burn a hole in your pocket.

Needless to say, the danger is considerable. Your best hope? Make your way to Grasshopper, the new boutique that applies the principle of one-stop shopping — once the exclusive province of bulk foods and appliances — to clothing, accessories, and beauty services.

The desirables on offer include L.A.’s edgy Grey Ant and New York’s retro-styled Spring & Clifton. Top any look with kitschy-cute jewelry by Frozen Peas and Kim White bags made from car upholstery. (Driving a Camaro is lame; having it on your bag is not.) Impeccably cut James jeans and trendy Fighting Eel tube dresses ensure there’s something for everyone.

Oh, but that’s not all. If you need a haircut, just walk through the door in the back into American Mortals, where you can get a trim or a chop.

With so many ways to spend your hard-earned loot, it’s a significant advance in the fight against cash-related injuries. Consider it one small step for you …

One giant hop for mankind.

Grasshopper, 727 Walnut Street (215-925-3959).