Between sleepless nights and growing pains, new life sure gives you puh-lenty to wail about. So is there any good reason why baby’s accessories should bore you — or worse, him — to tears?

Not when there are so many sassy new bibs, burp cloths, and blankies out there.

We’re talking about inventions like OopC — a new line of contoured burp cloths (with extra coverage) and bibs (complete with snaps that tykes can’t reach) trimmed in crazy mini patterns like Slurpy (blue plaid), Pickles (tiny green leaves), and Sorbet (demure pink stripes).

They don’t call your little guy Prints Charming for nothing; he’ll go ga-ga (as if he wasn’t already) for Bella Tunno bibs in prints like Cowboy Stripes, Blue Leopard Lily, and Urban Garden — a psychedelic swirl of paisley and flowers.

Mod styles are all over Murge Designs. The playful bibs come in funky stripes, cool argyles, and little bubbles colorful enough to brighten everyone’s day.

Turning those wails into tiny tears of joy.