You went and did it. You had the workplace romance that everyone warned you against, got dumped, and now spend all your time plotting revenge against Stupid Jerkface in marketing.

In the meantime, you’ve developed a charming nervous twitch and a delightful chain-smoking habit.

Dr. Steven Rosenberg can help. The Elkins Park-based hypnotherapist maintains he can break any habit that you can’t.

And no, he won’t wave any wacky watches in your face. Through a series of sessions, Doc helps you achieve a heightened state of awareness and the ability to confront your subconscious.

Aside from curbing your smoking, he’ll help you get over your office fling (and keep you from throwing that stapler at your ex’s head). Got compulsive teeth-grinding issues? Good as gone. Nail biter? He’s your man. Overeating? Rosenberg will talk you off the ledge.

Now if only he could hypnotize Stupid Jerkface into quitting. Then maybe you’d get some work done around here.

Dr. Steven Rosenberg, 8080 Old York Road, Elkins Park (215-782-8414).