Bra: Hey, Shoulder. Another day, another set of boulders to hold.

Shoulder: Tell me about it. If she carries around that stupid twenty-pound bag again, I’ll knot up like a cheap chenille rug.

Bra: At least you don’t have to deal with loose straps.

Shoulder: Wait a minute. She just tossed on a new M. Flynn basket tote. This ain’t so bad.

Bra: Oh, yeah? Does it weigh as much as these puppies?

Shoulder: Less, I’d say. And, wow, that leather feels Argentinean — super soft and comfy. Here’s her wallet, a water bottle. Wait, is that a pair of shoes? Still as light as a feather. And the vertical weave actually makes us look good.

Bra: Some guys get all the luck. Any idea if she’s heading to Vicky’s soon?

Shoulder: You kidding? This bag costs less than what she spends on bras. But you shouldn’t complain. I hear Feet have it worse than we do.

Bra: Yeah? Well, if they’ve got any ideas for this sag situation, I’m all ears.

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