Remember geometry class? Of course not — you spent the whole time sleeping. Too bad, because you’re about to get schooled all over again.

You missed out on Euclid the first time around, so please, allow us: The Golden Ratio is a balance between asymmetry and symmetry. It’s also the inspiration behind ProportionofBlu jeans, a new line of denim that purports to add curves to narrow hips, lift pancake bums, and tone misshapen thighs.

How, you ask? Using the aforementioned ratio, ProportionofBlu designers engineered the seemingly ideal jean of divine proportions, complete with calculated pocket placement and stitching details to create the right angles for the ladies.

The collection features straight- and skinny-leg styles that come in two washes — dark blue and black. For an extra kick, they also offer eighteen-karat-gold-plated rivets.

Now that’s a figure you can work with.

Available at Third Street Habit, 153 North Third Street (215-925-5455).