Say, Magic Eight Ball, was that cute guy flirting at the watercooler?
(Shake, shake)
“Signs point to yes.”

Oh, Magic Eight Ball, there isn’t a thing in the closet for Saturday’s date. What to wear?
(Shake, shake)
“Reply hazy, try again.”

If the quest for a cheeky outfit feels grim, then you must not know about Conspiracy Eight.

The easy-to-wear line has something for any occasion. The silky Short Penelope top comes in a Pucci-esque pattern and exudes just the right amount of sexy. The Bianca halter, with a green bow at the neck, can brighten your most blah suit. And the brown Cynthia dress is the perfect match for your new Tentazione heels.

The pieces come in super-soft fabrics — so not only will you look good, you’ll feel good, too.

How does that sound?
(Shake, shake)
“Outlook good.”

Available at Urban Chic, 1626 Wisconsin Avenue NW, between Q Street and Reservoir Road (202-338-5398 ). To see styles, go to conspiracyeight.com.