February 9, 2007

Warm Welcome

Uncooked Cards

To the graduate to whom you gave a cheesy book of inspirational quotes: You’re welcome. To the bride-to-be for whom you bought crotchless panties: You’re welcome. (You couldn’t have known her mother-in-law would be at the party.)

And to Uncooked Cards: Thank you for finally making a “You’re Welcome” card for all of the above.

The sentiments, which come individually or in packs of six, read, “Thank you for thanking me with your thank-you card.” The thick stock, flowery lettering, and traditional design are just classy enough to signify that the recipient is genuinely welcome.

Haven’t done anything lately that warrants a little gratitude? Uncooked also carries quirky greetings for all the usuals. For your friend tying the knot, try “We’re so thrilled you’re getting married today and that you’re not some big asexual freak fest.” To that pal who always plays psychiatrist? “If I didn’t have you, I’d probably pig out on potato salad every time something bad happened.”

And for that, you’re welcome.

Available online at uncookedland.com.