Ken’s new congestion zone: intelligent solution or outrageous crime?

Who cares?

With SkinDeep, you won’t be going anywhere. Run by Louise Stevens, multitasking beautician extraordinaire, this traveling beauty salon comes directly to your door to perform any number of treatments.

Book Stevens in to your home or office (most London boroughs are covered) and she’ll whizz in with her white treatment couch. Procedures on offer: warm aromatherapy waxes, St. Tropez tanning, manicures and pedicures.

Brow shapes come with a free tint, whilst facials and massages are excellent value. Example: a vitamin C and collagen facial lasting 90 minutes costs a very good-looking £40. Pamper packages are available for those who want everything done in one go.

Afterwards, you can sit back and relax, safe in the knowledge that Ken is £8 poorer.

Beautiful.

SkinDeep (07932 020840 or beautyinyourhome.com).