Oscar, you shouldn’t have.

READ
David LaChapelle
What: Take a trip to surreality as the photog signs his new book, Heaven to Hell. Invites to an after-party will be handed out at the shop.
Why: Special guests include porn and the Bible.
When: Thurs., 6-8 p.m.
Where: Taschen, 107 Greene St., b/t Prince & Spring Sts. (212-226-2212).

SEE
Clip/Stamp/Fold: the Radical Architecture of Little Magazines 196X-197X
What: Last weekend to catch this neatly packaged history of our design culture from the ’60s and ’70s — in the form of indie zines.
Why: Check it out, page by page.
When: Thurs.-Sat., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Storefront for Art and Architecture, 97 Kenmare St., at Lafayette St. (212-431-5795).

HEAR (and HELP)
Lady DJ Series
What: Femmes on the ones and twos raise funds for Girls Hope, which provides safety, housing, tutoring, and mentoring to young women in need.
Why: Proceeds come from the bar tab, so drink up.
When: Thurs., 9 p.m.-2 a.m.
Where: Thom Bar, 60 Thompson, b/t Spring & Broome Sts. (212-219-3200).

Women in Jazz
What: Ten ladies croon blues, jazz, and Brazilian, just like they did in the old swinging days of Harlem.
Why: Dress your best and tap along with your fork (dinner will be served).
When: Sat., 8 p.m.-midnight.
Where: Tribal Spears, 2167 Frederick Douglass Blvd., b/t 116th & 117th Sts. (212-666-6550).

EAT
Amalia
What: Quirky new midtown resto (and lounge) next door to Dream Hotel.
Why: Over designed? Nah, just overly stimulated.
When: Dinner, Sun. & Mon., 5-10 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 5-11 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 5 p.m.-midnight.
Where: 204 W. 55th St., b/t Broadway & Seventh Ave. (212-245-1234).