You took a sickie on Monday, skived on Tuesday, left early on Wednesday and now you’re taking a long weekend off.

You lazy oaf.

So you’re likely to love Lazy Oaf’s funky clothing and accessories, designed by chief oaf, illustrator and textile designer Gemma Shiel.

Dedicated to ’90s neon chic, T-shirts and sweatshirts are emblazoned with slogans like Pump Up the Jam and OK!, as well as colourful cupcakes, rainbows, smiley clouds, apples and shooting stars.

Accessories include cutesy pencil cases, irresistibly infantile hairpins, doughnut key chains, badges and rock ’n’ roll bag charms. The cherry-/heart-printed socks will please slackers who want to put their feet up in style.

All of this — and from a totally poptastic £3.

What a good effort.

Lazy Oaf, Unit G4, Kingly Court, Carnaby Street, W1B 5PW (020 7287 2060 or lazyoaf.com); Superette, 66a Sclater Street, E1 6HR (020 7033 4291).

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