Burn, Baby, Burn

You never thought you’d aspire to be a burnout. Those hippie dippies clam baking before class and playing with their devil sticks during lunch totally freaked you out.

But one glimpse of Alternative’s Burnout tee might change your mind.

Designed to look like the favorite T-shirt you’ve worn ragged, it’s made of a 50/50 cotton/poly blend that is put through an extensive weathering process to get its vintage look. There are hints of pilling and striation in the sheer fabric to add to its authenticity. The V-neck and long-sleeve raglan come in basic black and white, while the crew comes in a rainbow of colors like orange, green, navy, and cherry.

And unlike that ratty old thing you cherish, the tees all have a flattering cut and are as cozy as they are cute. Throw one on with a pair of jeans to look effortlessly cool.

Hacky sack skills not included.

Available online at alternativeapparel.com.