You say there’s no romance without finance.

But we’re willing to bet that sleepovers with potential mates aren’t in your future either — so long as you keep wearing that crusty old bathrobe every night.

Raise the stakes in a Level Red robe. The Dallas-based apparel company has reworked the traditional terrycloth number into their own updated versions.

The sleeveless racer-back shows off your shoulders, while the kimono’s full bell sleeves keep your arms seductively covered. Both have sashes that cinch your waist and come in notice-me colors like hot pink, bright green, and tomato red.

But don’t worry: Though the plush fabric’s a little bit sleeker, it remains soft. Just in case your future S.O. decides to snuggle close.

You are, after all, money.

Available online at levelredinc.com.