You’ve been known to murder a plant or ten. (How can you water knowing those 90210 reruns aren’t going to watch themselves?)

Lose the homicidal rap with help from Succulent. The new flora design firm delivers ridiculously low-maintenance potted arrangements that are so pretty they’re impossible to ignore.

Locally grown echeveria, sedum, and other varietals (save for the poisonous ones, of course) are artfully packed in organic soil-filled mirrored boxes and modern ceramics. The best part: These greens can survive three to five times longer than a typical flower arrangement, even with minimal effort.

On top of caring about your environment, the company cares about the big picture, too: They use recycled paper products and 5 percent of proceeds goes to the Green Coast Foundation.

They’re almost too good to be true.

Just like those plastic daisies in your welcome mat.