By the stars, you’re a Virgo. But if astrologers read wardrobes, you’d be a total Gemini. (One day you’re Anthropologied out in ruffles and lace; the next you’re channeling NYU-era Olsens).

Today’s horoscope for the sartorially restless: Your shifting tastes will be satisfied — with saucy shirts from Paris-based Locher’s.

The brainchild of a young, vintage-obsessed Swiss designer, the line is equal parts naughty and nice. Pastel pin tucks, flouncy boat necks, and bubble tanks say you’re as sweet as Nana’s antique table settings, while surprisingly dirty embroidered sayings hint that you’re also perverse.

We dare you to wear a rose racer-back adorned with “good luck, motherf*cker” to the company bowling match. Or taunt a blind date with an oyster gray camisole inscribed with “sorry darling, good girls don’t swallow.”

Just think how liberating it will be to wear your mind on your capped sleeve.

Even if you are bound to change it.

Available online at lochers.com.