Regarding ice cream scoops, puppies, and orgasms: Two things are often better than one.

And just as often, two is simply not enough. Greedy grins grow wide at the thought of an extra pair of hands (for playing Wii, washing dishes, getting a massage).

Wouldn’t you know — Janna Childs and Michelle Price will lend their mitts to an hour of the most invigorating, intense body work you can dream of.

As the therapists work out the kinks in your body with their experienced (a combined 22 years’ worth) fingers using calming oils and deep tissue techniques, your brain will go on sensory overload. Don’t think. Just relax.

Feel out of whack? Make an appointment immediately. It’s simple, really.

Just put two and two together.

Four Hands, Fine Arts Building, 410 South Michigan Avenue, at Van Buren Street, suite 629 (312-957-0600).