Man Candy

Dedicated E-mail: Venus Breeze ManQuarium

Your third grade boyfriend, Charlie, was a real man. He picked you first for kickball, always gave you his favorite snack, and worshipped the ground you walked on. But fourth grade hit, and Charlie moved away. You wish you could have kept your perfect man around forever.

With the ManQuarium, not only can you do just that, but you can pick and choose his bod — and his best qualities to boot.

Here’s how: First, choose your man from a lineup. Then, answer a few questions (like do you prefer petals or poetry?) and click. Voila! You’ve just created a bodacious beau who is madly in love with you.

Probably because you’re committed to using Venus Breeze, the only razor with built-in shave gel bars. He’ll go ga-ga for your legs, which will be silky smooth from the Breeze’s lasting effects.

Best of all, he won’t leave your side for a better job, more money, or (gasp) another woman. You’re all he wants.

Sorry, Charlie.

For more information, go to manquarium.com.