You’re in a bar. Some creep pulls the old What sign are you? Instead of swatting at him, give him the finger.

Your ring finger, that is. Just make sure you’re wearing one of Asha by ADM’s Zodiac rings.

The 18-karat gold vermeil with a white opalescent center etched with a zodiac sign is perfect for the situation. The oversize Katrina ring, in black or green enamel with a gold or white stone, would also work. And what the hell, you can flip someone off (or do anything else for that matter) while wearing one of the gold necklaces with black onyx, mother-of-pearl hearts and quatrefoils.

The pieces are substantial but not overwhelming.

In other words, they’ll do the talking for you.

Available at Sassanova, 1641 Wisconsin Avenue NW, between Reservoir Road and Q Street (202-471-4400). To see styles, go to ashabyadm.com.