July 6, 2007

Happy Happy, Joy Joy

Smiley Products

They say that money can’t buy happiness.

Pfft. Total crock.

Especially now that you can buy Smiley beauty products online.

The French company infuses its goods with substances that purportedly work as antidepressants. (Hey, it’s worth a shot.) A mix of theobromine (blocks stress) and phenylethylamine (catalyzes a feeling of joy), the creations smell of bergamot, orange, and musk.

Start your day off right with the all-in-one washing solution, which acts as both shampoo and body wash, or douse your pits with the deodorant (no one’s happy when they stink). If the day’s not going so well, spritz yourself with the psycho-tonic perfume extract, which has the maximum dose of happiness. Decompress in the evening by dropping a therapeutic tablet into the bath.

And if you’re feeling overwhelmed with joy, give your partner a rubdown with the massage oil. Or just leave him to his own devices.

Either way, he’s sure to find a happy ending.

Available online at happytherapy.com.