Jägermeister. Cute bartender. Jamiroquai. Blackout. With regards to last Friday night — you won’t mince words.

Saturday morning, too: Advil. Bathroom. Advil. Bed. Advil.

Spice up your hangover regime with a Hangover Herbie treatment at Bliss Spa. We promise it’s worth tearing your face off the toilet seat.

It’s 105 minutes of ecstasy (which is more than you can say for the bartender). The magic word is detox, and you’ll get it from head to toe.

First, you’ll be rubbed down and wrapped up in essential oils like lavender, bergamot lemon, thyme, peppermint, and eucalyptus. Next comes an intensive facial, minus extractions, to exfoliate, hydrate, and cleanse.

For your pounding headache, you’ll revel in the antimigraine scalp massage. And while a mask sets in, there’s a fifteen-minute foot rub (hangovers hurt all over).

In the end you’ll be watered down, beaming, and feel almost sober.

Until next weekend rolls around.

Bliss Chicago, 644 North Lake Shore Drive, at Ontario Street (312-201-9545 or blissworld.com).