Weh-hey: got something to say?

Great news, all of yous: if Henry Holland can do it, so can you.

With the TShirt Patisserie, make your own fashion statement — literally. Launched by East London fashionista Angel Adoree (her private Vintage Experience shopping soirees are legendary), the service allows you to design your own tee (online or in-store) with any slogan you fancy.

Clothing comes from American Apparel so it’s a) sweat-shop free and b) cool before you’ve even touched it. Choose a style (tee, dress, babygrow), write your message (it’ll be good to get it off your chest) and add a logo: the juicy heart is a great start; the Pacha-style cherry is also quite merry.

Once you’ve ‘baked’ your shirt, it’ll be delivered to any address in the UK within two days, in a stylish box of your choice. And you’ll find an extra treat inside — possibly a cupcake or cookie.

Get it or not, you lot?

Speak now or forever hold your masterpiece.

TShirt Patisserie, 198 Brick Lane, E1 6SA (020 8981 1655 or tshirtpatisserie.co.uk).