August 1, 2007

Stick It

Clinqs Wine Stickers

Salut! Here’s to your new job, engagement, what have you, and whatnot.

Before you put your glass of champers down, you best adhere a Clinqs decal to it, so Tommy Shorely Getsaround doesn’t give you the herp by sipping from your flute.

The reusable vinyl drink stickers allow everyone to know which drink is theirs (without resorting to those fugly charms). Encourage guests to choose one that reflects his or her personality. Total d-bags should opt for the bright orange coq. Bubbly sex kittens will race for the cutesy cat. There’s even a dinosaur for crispy old cougars. And a ginormous crab for old crankypants who’d rather be home watching an ANTM marathon.

The nifty inventions are beautifully executed in themes like Little Life, Tropicalia, Les Fruits Francais, Mr. Clinqy Face, and Do You Gnomey. They affix to everything from crystal stemware to PBR cans,  hot toddies to frozen margaritas (temperature no matter).

They’ll run you just $5.50 a sheet.

Which is way less than a prescription for Valtrex.

Available online at clinqs.com.