Other Guy: Hi, I’m a Mac.

John Hodgman: And I’m a PC.

OG: Hey PC, you look a little tense.

Hodg: Yeah, the pressure of booting up is getting to me, and my users are incredibly frustrated.

OG: When I’m not up to my users’ standards, they plug in an iPod.

Hodg: Listen, I get it. iPods, iPhones, they’re amazing. I was just looking for a little emotional support. Music doesn’t always help when you’re feeling down.

OG: It does when the music is connected to OhMiBod. If your users aren’t satisfied, they can plug the five-and-a-half-inch long, um, gadget into their iPod. The cylinder-shaped massager will then vibrate to the rhythm of the music.

Hodg: Wow, that gives a whole new meaning to your playlist, buddy.

OG: Sure does. I suggest a slow rise from Sade to Shaggy, but that’s just me. Once they set a playlist, they can hop on the soul train and get off at Masturbation Station.

Hodg: Man, when my users try to get there, my hard drive crashes.

OG: Yeah.

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