Oh, you’re the hostess with the mostest, alright. The mostest, bestest, cutest, awesomest apron that ever was made.

Straight out of jazzalicious Nashville, Tennessee, Haute Hostess Aprons will make you want to get your stickiest little hands on partylicious numbers from the Give Me Sugar line.

Confused? Let us clarify. The protective gear wraps ’round the waist with a silky sash and ties in a bow in front, with embellishments that add to the overall specialness. Paired with the right outfit, it appears to be part of your ensemble.

There are numerous vivalicious options: SororityGirl, sheer numbers in the colors of your sisterhood (Delta Delta Delta, can we help ya help ya help ya?); Collegiate lets you cheer on your alma mater (Go Big Orange!) without actually watching the game; and Christmas gets you in the holiday mood in red or pink with gold or silver rickrack.

Pair it with a tiara (their suggestion) to live out those prom queen divalicious dreams. There are even matching aprons for mother-daughter bonding sessions in the kitchen.

But that’s bordering on creepalicious.

Available online at elizabethscokinproductions.com.