You’re missing the clean gene. You leave the bed unmade, laundry unfolded (better than dirty), and nasty dishes piled sky-high in the sink.

The inspiration to Swiffer or Hoover doesn’t strike until things start turning green.

Which is precisely why the Sparkle Queen cleaning service is right for your pad. Using 100 percent plant-based, naturally mined, biodegradable and nontoxic products, the ecofriendly team will swoop in and suppress your mess faster than you can say “chlorofluorocarbon.”

Their cleaning arsenal is stocked with natural solutions, like pH-balanced soap derived from coconut, olive, and pine oil to buff wood floors and a chalk-and-soap powder to scrub sinks and porcelain.

The Queens charge by the hour for the first visit and then adjust the price based on square footage and number of bedrooms and bathrooms. It may cost a little more than other services.

But the results will have you squeaking clean.

Sparkle Queen (773-832-4895 or sparklequeen.com).