Polyester, granny panties, and no tomatoes. You’d think the world would have gotten your pet peeves memo by now.

Still. There you sit, eating a soggy-ass Roquefort with your cheapie unmentionables riding high.

Today’s your lucky day, because Phoenix Bespoke wardrobe consulting service now offers personal tailoring for finicky ladies and gents (ahem).

Ring them up and spell out exactly what you’re after. First job suit? First merger? First suit you’ll own without Stitch Witchery and homemade shoulder pads? Their tiny team of trained seamstresses, stylists, and tailors has got you covered, with custom-made French-, English-, and Italian-cut shirts (in fine cotton, stretch sateen, and silk); slim-cut jackets; and on-trend separates (guy-girl trousers, pencil skirts, and a literal library dedicated to structured collars).

With an eye for detail and quality, they’re certain to get the wrinkles out of your wardrobe.

And your nose.

Phoenix Bespoke (678-733-1254 or phoenixbespoke.com).