It’s September; get schooled this weekend.

HEAR
Oakley Hall
What: The Brooklyn country-rock band plays with The Teeth.
Why: Be the hall monitor.
When: Thurs., 9 p.m.
Where: Rock & Roll Hotel, 1353 H St. NE, b/t 13th & 14th Sts. (202-388-7625).

SEE
DC Comics
What: Catch five local stand-up comedians at their new weekly showcase.
Why: This is no laughing matter.
When: Thurs., 9-10:30 p.m.
Where: Eighteenth & Red, 2436 18th St. NW, b/t Belmont & Columbia Rds. (202-462-8844).

DO
Blowout Party
What: One80 Salon offers free, individual, 30-minute private blowout lessons with cocktails and snacks.
Why: Don’t blow it.
When: Thurs., 6-8 p.m.
Where: 1275 K St. NW, b/t 12th & 13th Sts. (202-842-9113). Sign up at glo@one80salon.com.

BUY
Boot Camp
What: Vintage Joseph LaRose suede and leather boots at up to 30 percent off.
Why: Count off.
When: Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Lettie Gooch Boutique, 1911 9th St. NW, b/t T & U Sts. (202-332-4242).

EAT
Rustico Tasting Menu
What: A six-course tasting menu paired with craft and boutique beers and served at the Chef’s Bar.
Why: You’re in it for the long haul.
When: Thurs., 5:30-10 p.m.
Where: 827 Slaters Ln., Alexandria (703-224-5051).